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{Valentines Day Poems for Her} Funny Valentines Poems for Her, Be My Valentine Poems for Her:-This is that time of the year when every guy, young and old is looking for the best valentines poems for her. Having a woman in your life is one of the best gifts you can have. And valentine love poems for her provide you the best way to show your love and affection for her, and even tell her that you are grateful for her being a part of your life. You can find hundreds of cute valentines day poems for her that will touch your sweetheart’s heart and make her feel even more special about you. It can be challenging to find rhyming valentines day love poems for her. But here you can find everything. Find poems that speak of your passion and obsession with an elegant rhyme. Find poems that compare your heavenly feelings with the beauty of nature, filled with intense emotions. Here you will come across short or long romantic valentines day poems for her that are soothing to her heart and tell you what she means to you.





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You can find all types of St. Valentine’s poems here. Long and short valentine poems for her, the ones that rhyme and the ones that don't. You can also find funny valentines poems for her and send any of these poems in your Valentine’s card, email, social media message, WhatsApp message or even printed on a special St. Valentine’s gift.


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Even when you take your loved one out on a date, never forget to shower the most loveable word on her. She will feel more special. Remember, it’s not just the actions that tell a woman that you love her. Words can have an even bigger impact on her heart. It is not just your girlfriend, fiancée or wife you can share a love poem with. You can also share mother valentines day poem with your mom – the first woman you fell in love with. You can also find valentine poems for teachers.




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St. Valentine’s Day is a special day and is all about love and colors. It is also the occasion for you to express your love to someone you have kept in your heart. Here you can also find “be my valentine poems for her”. Whether it’s asking her hand, if you had been in a relationship for long or a newly budding feeling you have for a girl. You will find all kinds of valentines day poem for her here to make your special moment even more special.



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If I were...

If I were a key, I would lock you;
If lightning, then I would shock you;
If I were a pier I would dock you;
If I had a band I would rock you.

If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
If I were a house, I would deed you;
On Valentine’s Day, I must plead you,
Valentine, I really need you!

By Joanna Fuchs



Superhero Valentine

Valentine, you’re in my dreams,
Both daytime and at night;
I dream of how you’d feel to touch,
How I’d fill you with delight.

So far my dreams have not come true;
You scarcely know I’m there.
But if I were a super hero,
Then I could make you care.

As Spiderman I’d weave a web,
Lure you and catch you in it,
So you couldn’t just smile and walk away,
After talking less than a minute.

As Plastic Man my parts could stretch,
I’d form them as you desire.
We could play till we got it right;
Now that should light your fire.

As Batman I’d show you sweet mysteries
In my secret underground lair.
I’d kiss and caress you to ecstasy;
Say yes; just take my dare.

I might be the superhero you’ve dreamed;
Don’t automatically deny me.
Just put yourself in my loving hands;
You won’t be sorry; try me.

You’re my personal Wonder Woman;
Be my heroine, Valentine.
Let me show you why you should choose me,
And why you’ll love being mine.

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs





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Compatible Valentine
On Valentine's Day, I think about
 The people who are dear,
 How much they add to life's delight
 Whenever they are near.
You've always been a total joy,
Such pleasant company,
I very much appreciate
Our compatibility!
By Joanna Fuchs
Valentine Smile
On Valentine's Day we think of those
 Who make our lives worthwhile,
 Those gracious, friendly people who
 We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That's why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Treasures
Valentine treasures are people who
have often crossed your mind,
family, friends and others, too,
who in your life have shined
the warmth of love or a spark of light
that makes you remember them;
no matter how long since you've actually met,
each one is a luminous gem,
who gleams and glows in your memory,
bringing special pleasures,
and that's why this Valentine comes to you:
You're one of those sparkling treasures!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Since My Valentine Got A Computer

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.

"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel.

She clicked the keyboard furiously;
The screen was all she could see,
And then to my horror and shame,
She started describing me:

"Your motherboard needs upgrading;
Your OS needs help, too.
And you definitely need a big heatsink
To cool your CPU."

"Don’t flame me, my sweet," I pleaded.
"Not on Valentine’s Day."
"Fix the bugs, and I’ll see," she said,
While looking at me with dismay.

"What ever you want, my darling;
Whatever you need; you call it.
I’ll upload or download anything,
And then I’ll go install it."

(Her hostile CD keeps replaying,
And though I don’t want to fight her,
Is this what I want for a Valentine?
I’ve been burned; can I rewrite her?)

"Are you all hard drive now," I asked
"Is there no software in you?
Don’t you remember the good times?
Let our memories see us through."

"LOL," she said to me, chuckling.
"You’re nothing but adware.
"I’ve got eight gigs of memory;
I’ve got no problem there."

"Please, honey, we can save it," I said.
"Our love means more than that."
"That’s not in my cache; we’re going to crash,"
She said, as she turned me down flat.

(This woman has really changed;
Do I really want to chase her?
More and more I’m thinking
It might be nice to erase her.)

"Aw, honey, don’t talk like that," I said.
"Can’t we just plug and play?
I hereby accept default,
And I’m yours, my love, come what may.

My goal is to make you happy;
I want to be your portal,
But your sudden, distant coldness
Would test the strongest mortal.

If we need a brand new interface,
So we can FTP,
I’m your go along, get along guy,
And I want you to stay with me."

"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."

"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."

My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot her.

By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine's Day Reminds Me
Valentine's Day reminds me
of the smile I smile
every time I think of you,
the emotional lift I feel
at the sound of your name.
Valentine's Day reminds me
of the strength and comfort I get
from knowing
there are people like you in my life.
Everything good about Valentine's Day
reminds me of you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs


Wherever I May Go
You're in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine's Day, I'd like to say
I care more than you know.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Special People
On Valentine's Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I'm so happy you're my _____
(friend, aunt, co-worker, etc.)
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs




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Valentine Senses

If I were a streetlamp, I'd light up the night
Whenever my sweetheart--that's you--came in sight.
If I were a candle, I'd light up the room,
Inhaling your body's delightful perfume.

If I were a chair where you happened to sit,
All of my senses would just throw a fit,
Because where you'd touch me, you'd set me afire,
You're hot, and you burn me with love and desire.

All of my senses--sight, smell and touch
Are screaming at me: "I love you so much!"
My feelings are potent, and I want you to know
The more that I know you, the stronger they grow.

I'm begging you, please, to tell me you're mine
My luscious, my perfect, my sweet Valentine.

By Karl and Joanna Fuchs

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Special Connection
Valentine's Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We've always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Zoo

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.
And I love them and pet them most every day.
So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,
Because you’re like the creatures I love.

You‘re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten,
With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.
You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,
With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.

It’s such pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.
I'm a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.

These feelings of animal love we can share,
As I find different ways to show that I care.
So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.

By Karl Fuchs


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If Valentine's Day Did Not Exist
If Valentines Day did not exist,
No flowers, gifts or cards,
We'd search to find another way
To send you our regards.
We must communicate to you
Appreciation and respect,
Hoping our heartfelt message
Has a warm and good effect.
But Valentine's Day is here again,
So we send this poem to say:
You're extraordinary, special, rare;
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs

     

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The Magic Valentine Potion

I was strong and now I’m weak,
So a secret potion now I seek,
To help me balance out my life,
To help me shed this inner strife.

What torment makes me whimper deep,
That keeps me nights without much sleep,
That took the strength from muscles strong,
That makes me hear the birdie’s song.

This potion must be magic sweet,
To make me whole, again complete.
So be my potion, Valentine,
Just answer me that you'll be mine.

By Karl Fuchs



Are You There?

Lord, are you there?
Can you hear me?
It's supposed to be a happy day today,
but life seems heavy instead.
The sun has gone under a cloud,
and I need some help.
I pray that you'll ease my mind,
comfort my aching heart
and heal my body.
Please be with me now;
shelter me within your love.
In Jesus name I pray; amen.

By Joanna Fuchs


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Pleasant Thoughts of You
Whenever likable people cross my mind,
I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.
You bring me so much happiness and joy;
Those who lift me up are very few.
On Valentine's Day I want to tell you this:
Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;
Your caring heart is always quick to give;
You're unique, a rare and very special treasure.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Gift
On Valentine's Day,
I'm thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better,
the little things,
the not-so-little things...
your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You're a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Essential Valentine
On Valentine's Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives--
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray;
Things wouldn't be the same;
Life wouldn't be as colorful;
It would be a duller game.
And when I contemplate that group--
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you;
You're essential, Valentine!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Reason
Valentine's Day gives me a reason
to express the feelings
I think about but don't say
about people who enrich my life
in unique and meaningful ways.
You are this kind of special person.
When I think of you,
my thoughts are warm, and fond,
and filled with admiration.
I feel blessed to know you.
May your Valentine's Day
be filled with the love and respect you deserve.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Thoughts
Valentine's Day prompts me
to express what I often think
but don't say out loud:
I admire you;
I respect you;
I'm happy to know you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Roses Are Red...
Roses are red; daisies are white;
Valentine, you make every day a delight.
Violets are blue; daffodils are yellow;
Valentine, you make my heart jiggle like Jello!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Terrific Person
Hey you--you're often on my mind;
You're a terrific person, one of a kind.
I'm sending this poem, because I want to say
I'm thinking of you on Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs

   

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Top of the List
On Valentine's Day,
when I think of the people
I care about and value,
you are at the top of the list.
Like a rainbow
glistening through the rain,
like a glowing green spring
after a cold gray winter,
you are a joy and a delight.
Like a good book, a cozy fire,
or a cup of cocoa (with marshmallows),
you are a comfort to me.
I appreciate you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Glad to Know You
On Valentine's Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!
By Joanna Fuchs

Valentine Gem
Valentine, you are a gem;
You fill my life with joy and pleasure;
With all you give and all you do,
You're a very special treasure.
I really like the person you are;
You're a class act, in every way;
I care about you, and I hope you have
A very happy Valentine's Day!
By Joanna Fuchs


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Special Valentine
Special people are on my mind
Each year on Valentine's Day,
The exceptional ones who mean to me
More than I can say.
I respect you and admire you,
And I just want you to know
You've made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Year Round Valentine
I love you all through February,
Not just on Valentine's Day;
I cherish you when flowers of spring
Appear in the midst of May.
I adore you in the summer,
When the air is filled with heat;
Without you in my life each day,
I wouldn't be complete.
I treasure you in fall,
When leaves are turning gold;
I loved you when you were younger;
I'll love you when you're old.
I prize you in the winter,
When colder days are here;
I love you, love you all the time,
Every minute of the year.
So I'll give to you this Valentine,
But I want to let you know,
It's not just today, but always,
That I will love you so.
By Joanna Fuchs


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Valentine Friend
Valentine's Day is all about
Special feelings warm and fond,
And friend, I knew right from the start
We had a very special bond.
Our time together is a gift;
You're interesting and warm and fun!
And when I need to talk and share,
I think of you, friend; you're the one.
We're always true and real together.
We have no reason to pretend.
I'm thankful that you're in my life,
My trusted, cherished Valentine friend.
By Joanna Fuchs

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